I am a humble man, 33 years of age, performing on the streets for a living. A lot of people are quick to call me a conman, but believe me, all I do is pure wonder!
My performances are usually described as quite eccentric and dangerous, but I assure you, nothing out of the ordinary has happened once! My beloved audience is always completely safe, no matter what!
I am terribly sorry if I do not seem too sociable outside of my work, I really enjoy the cheers of the crowd, but to get me to open up, I'm afraid you'll have to have a drink or two with me... Feel free to come up to me later, I'll never turn down a good opportunity to have a nice chat!
I promise you, the life didn't force me to go to perform, it's what I actually enjoy- I myself think that your image is never complete without a smile, so I love bringing smiles to other people's faces!
I also have an unconventional hobby some of you might find disturbing... I collect bones! Don't worry, nobody is harmed in the process. I have a small collection, and even a jewel of a kind!
As you have probably noticed by now, purple and all of its shades are my absolute favourites! I try to pick clothes close to this colour, as I think it looks pretty damn good on me.
If you're from the same town, you might've seen me around. Think really hard and try to remember, I'm unforgettable! Maybe, if not at my shows, which I highly reccomend to come see, then, perhaps, at Kaz's place?
My sweet audience! I appreciate those of you that come back once and once again, but please, I would kindly ask of you to stop flirting with me. I am terribly sorry to tell you this, but... I'm actually taken! Apologies, but I just cannot reciprocate.